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Old 09-13-2008, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men all Democrats, Senator BARACK OBAMA , Senator Biden, Harry Reed, Senator Edwards, Senator Kennedy, Senator Kerry, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, John Murtha and Michael Moore and 1 woman, Sarah Palin.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman, Sarah, gave a
very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to
giving up everything for her husband and kids or for the community in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping........
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2008, 03:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-26-2008, 07:54 PM   #4 (permalink)
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damn if only that would really happen
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Old 10-30-2008, 01:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2008, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2008, 09:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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