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Old 03-09-2009, 07:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which goes to show that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

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Old 03-10-2009, 01:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh! You'll Toast a turd in Hell for that one Buddy!!!!
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Old 03-10-2009, 09:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey I gotta get my post count up so I can click on links and other useful stuff that isn't allowed for us forum newbies.
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:11 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hey I gotta get my post count up so I can click on links and other useful stuff that isn't allowed for us forum newbies.
Pssst. Hey bud, wanna buy a bridge?

Sorry, wrong thread.

You could simply post a hello to all the new people. Helps climb the post count and is even friendly.
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haha that a good one. Gonna have to use it next time my dad gets on my case about "Doin things the RIGHT WAY!"
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Old 03-27-2009, 03:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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whatever works to get the posts up
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Lol. This is my first visit to the jokes sections, this is great...
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Old 04-14-2009, 10:32 PM   #8 (permalink)
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