Pinch my nipples

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

Good one, wonder if that would work for a guy :D LOL

The problem is the mental image I have of a K Mart women shopper.

Well balanced and equal -- height and width match.

Winn,

Thanks for that visual.
ewww, now I want to go jab a pointy stick in my minds eye.

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Originally Posted by Winn R

The problem is the mental image I have of a K Mart women shopper.

Well balanced and equal -- height and width match.

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Thats not nice, don't you know its glandular? Has nothing to do with all the pop and cheetos in the cart.:rofl:

"Pizza Joe's?.... Oh yes sir, I'd like to order a large pizza with everything and a 2 litre bottle of DIET coke for delivery please....... How long?........ Oh that's great sir, I'll be waiting...... Tell him to knock loud, American Idol is on"

:rofl:
You guys are brutal...funny, but brutal!