Ponderings
 

Ten Thoughts to Ponder



Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich ..



Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.



Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything,
but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.



Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;
what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Karl, excellent as always!