Poor kitty
 

A lady loved her cat more than anything. One day the cat was asleep in the yard next to a tree. The lady was mowing the lawn and much to her horror, she ran over the cat's tail. She grabbed the cat and put it in a cat carrier. She packed the cat's tail in a plastic bag of ice and rushed down the road to get to the Walmart as fast as she could go. She knew that Walmart was the best place to go, because it is the worlds largest retailer.

HUH? Oh got it...RE-Tail

Very punny, yukdey, yuk!