While out eating lunch recently, I overheard a conversation between a mother and her young son.
"What is tomorrow?" she asked him.
"It's President's Day," the boy replied
"What does that mean?" she asked.
The boy paused thoughtfully for a moment, and responded, "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment and stupidity."
I almost snorted my iced tea
I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."