The priest and the taxi cab driver

[SW44]

A priest gets into a taxi cab and the driver turns out to be a terror on the road. He swerves between traffic, runs red lights and speeds down narrrow streets.

The inevitable accident happens and both the priest and the taxi cab driver are killed. When they arrive at Heaven, Saint Peter gives the taxicab driver silken robes, big white wings and a golden harp. Saint Peter give the priest polyester robes, two hand held fans and a kazoo. The priest notices the difference and asks Saint Peter why there was such poor equipment for him after he had been a priest for 50 years.

Saint Peter replies; "We are using a new results based system. When you gave a sermon, everyone fell asleep. When the taxi driver was on the road, everyone prayed with a passion."

[N/A]

Reminds me of the cute little blonde who drove a fast and sporty red car. After having the accident her driving was bound to cause, she arrived at the Pearly Gates, and was immediately ushered into Heaven in front of everyone waiting in line. When several priests and preachers were heard to be grumbling about this, St. Peter informed them that the young lady's driving had scared the hell out of more people than all their sermons combined.

[Sako Man]

Holy Molly?

[noobert]

thats a good one