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Old 08-19-2008, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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T. B. Bechtel, a part-time City Councilman from Midland, TX. was asked
on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the
allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners.



His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous
applause from the audience.



'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's balls to a car's battery cables will
save one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,



Red is positive,

Black is negative,

Make sure his balls are wet.
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I like how he thinks.
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Old 08-19-2008, 10:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Make sure you have the highest amp battery you can get and it's fully charged!
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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24 volt, just for some added spark...
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Old 08-22-2008, 07:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think a hipodermic needle filled with custicsoda would get people talking.
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:55 AM   #8 (permalink)
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He gets my vote!!!! Think I prefer using an ack welder....JMHO
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Old 09-02-2008, 11:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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