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Old 03-04-2006, 02:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Cool Redneck Sex Survey ....May not be work P.C.
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.
True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.
True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
True or False
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Old 03-04-2006, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I patched a tire that had a hole in the sidewall with some epoxy, a bottlecap and some duct tape. It worked well enough to get the truck off the jugline (bonus points for whoever can tell me what a jugline is )and back to the support crew who had a spare.
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Old 03-04-2006, 06:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this is all i came up for the definition of jugline... "Juglines - A pretty good way to catch some pretty good catffish. "
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Old 03-04-2006, 08:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Where do I get the correct answers?......
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Old 03-05-2006, 08:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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