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Old 06-30-2008, 02:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I couldn't find the head."
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao... that is bad... very bad and sick too.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I couldn't find the head."
you are a sick fool!!
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Now that's sick,
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats just wrong...just wrong man....
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Allright sorry to have offended anyone I wont go risky again
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That is real sick! But funny in a strange way.
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hey Akarl that sniper at work picture you know were that came from right
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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sick but funny haha
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