My dad told me this one.
He was in Las Vegas the other day, and pulled in to get gas. He saw Ron Jeremy right next to him filling up his car. When Ron was done he pulled out the nozzel and started squirting gas all over the car.
Yegodz, is he still alive? [search] hell, he's only 57, and he's doing mainstream movies and guest appearances now. And he has a masters' degree in education? Well, I guess being a porn star paid more.