Secret Service
 

The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light.

She wanted $800--the Secret Service Agent offered $30


How ironic--the only government employee actually trying to cut spending, and he gets fired!

Yeah, but in true big government fashion he was still trying to screw the public:lol:

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You know, the most troubling fact of this whole story to me is that there was 21 SS agents and 21 hookers. Most likely this means that there was a 1:1 ratio agents to hookers. This is very concerning to me as a Apparently none of the agents took advantage of their one opportunity to 'double up' and get a ménage a trios. WTF is going on? Either that or someone was paying to watch. This opportunity doesn't come up every day!

Carpe dime ya honkey moe foes! (anybody get the honkey moe foe reference).

Thanks Karl!

Bill Clinton may sign on as a chaperone, but now the DEA is having similar issues.