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Old 05-11-2012, 09:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light.

She wanted $800--the Secret Service Agent offered $30


How ironic--the only government employee actually trying to cut spending, and he gets fired!
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light.

She wanted $800--the Secret Service Agent offered $30


How ironic--the only government employee actually trying to cut spending, and he gets fired!


Yeah, but in true big government fashion he was still trying to screw the public

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Old 05-11-2012, 03:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-12-2012, 01:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You know, the most troubling fact of this whole story to me is that there was 21 SS agents and 21 hookers. Most likely this means that there was a 1:1 ratio agents to hookers. This is very concerning to me as a Apparently none of the agents took advantage of their one opportunity to 'double up' and get a ménage a trios. WTF is going on? Either that or someone was paying to watch. This opportunity doesn't come up every day!

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Old 05-14-2012, 08:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Thanks Karl!
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Old 05-22-2012, 11:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Bill Clinton may sign on as a chaperone, but now the DEA is having similar issues.
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