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Old 07-09-2008, 05:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An elderly couple were about to get married. They decided to do a pre-nup.

She said, "I want to keep my house."

He said, "That's fine by me."

She said, "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said, "That's fine by me."

She said, "I want to have sex six times a week."

He said, "Put me down for Fridays."
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Put me down for Saturday! Hell, the only sex I get is hall sex. We stand at opposite ends of the hallway and yell F you. :-(
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol, the three stages of sex:

Anywhere sex

Bedroom sex

Hallway sex
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