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Old 07-09-2008, 05:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A Senior Citizen Pre-nuptial agreement

An elderly couple were about to get married. They decided to do a pre-nup.

She said, "I want to keep my house."

He said, "That's fine by me."

She said, "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said, "That's fine by me."

She said, "I want to have sex six times a week."

He said, "Put me down for Fridays."
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