Sex in the Morning
 

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

Damn Karl. How the hell did you get in my kitchen?

Switch to hard boiled. They take fifteen minutes.

My wife just got a good laugh out of this.
Thanks Karl.

Another good one

Knocking them outta the park as usual Karl, thanks!

Thanks Karl!