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Old 12-21-2011, 03:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall


was packed.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband

was nowhere around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She

used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him

where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said; "honey remember the jewelry store we went

into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could

not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day".

His wife said while crying, "yes, I remember that jewelry store".

He said; "well, I'm in the bar next to it".


Merry Christmas, Ho-ho-ho!
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Old 12-21-2011, 06:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Cruel, but a total Guy thing to do!
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Old 12-21-2011, 09:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Love it Karl, thanks again.
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thanks Karl!
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Old 12-22-2011, 02:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i sent this to my wife. pretty funny.
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