TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007
 

A girl friend sent this to me the last one makes sense.

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die
#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the worl d is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where
thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security.

AMEN TO THOSE THOUGHTS OR ARE THEY TRUEISMS