Texas Truths

**Karl/PA** · 01-07-2009, 03:02 PM

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.The Dallas Cowboys

Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Oh my God".

Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.

Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A.Old

Q.What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody remembers.

Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

DiabloII · 01-07-2009, 03:10 PM

i have to agree with all of that and i live in tx and HATE the cowboys!!!

**jimmy t** · 01-07-2009, 05:47 PM

I like that about the Cowboys, and it is the truth.

mrwhitefolx · 01-07-2009, 09:28 PM

Did you hear that Romo tried to commit suicide by shooting himself in the head.

Too bad the bullet got intercepted.

OPossumTX · 01-15-2009, 09:51 PM

Now I resemble that last one!

JimM44 · 01-16-2009, 11:33 AM

I love it, I too live in Texas and HATE the cowboys.

Matagorda · 01-17-2009, 10:00 PM

Don't hate the cowboys, don't watch sports on TV, couldn't care less. If it doesn't deal with guns, hunting or catching red fish, I don't care. If they capped all sports players to 100,000.00 thousand a year then you would see something and I might watch. Till then, I'll play with my wife and my guns on Sunday....or fish.

benmell · 01-19-2009, 03:48 PM

Funny. I can't believe the Cardinals made it.