Texting
 

She sent the following message while waiting for her train:

My love

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams

If you are smiling, send me your smile

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you

He replied:

I'm in the toilet. What do I send?

Great one, thanks Karl!

karl, karl, karl, darn. i love that one the best. i dont know where you get this stuff but dddaaarrrnnn.