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Old 07-17-2012, 10:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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She sent the following message while waiting for her train:

My love

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams

If you are smiling, send me your smile

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you

He replied:

I'm in the toilet. What do I send?
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Old 07-18-2012, 04:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Great one, thanks Karl!
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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karl, karl, karl, darn. i love that one the best. i dont know where you get this stuff but dddaaarrrnnn.
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