There Was a Knock on the Door ....
 

There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning. I opened it
to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

IT should be so easy, but ain't!

Do ya know why so many Jehovah's Witnesses have inverted nipples?





Because your index finger is poking them in the chest saying,"You get off my porch!"