The things women say when stressed at work

[klauss]

1."Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you!"
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."
3. "Well, this day was a total waste of
make-up."
4. "Well, aren't we a ray of sunshine?"
5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
6. "EXCUSE ME...Do I look like a people person?"
7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting!"
8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose."
10. "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?"
11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you
haven't gone to sleep yet."
16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
21. "Chaos, panic and disorder My work here is done."
22. "Ambivalent? Well, yes and no."
23. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
24. "Earth is full. Go home"
25. "Awww, did I step on your poor wittie bitty ego?"
26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
27. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
29. "If assholes could fly, this place
would be an airport!"
30. "Jeez!!! Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?"


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[Karl/PA]

Now how about a non-PMS listing.

[ozzy the nuke]

Funny stuff. I cautiously gave this to a couple of gals I work with, asking if it is over the line. I could tell they thought it was funny, but they didnt want to let on. I hvent been called down to HR yet.