True story in todays paper
Local boy, 19, was arrested yesterday. Dumbass is drunk, smashes a window of a home that is not his own. Wakes up the homeowner, who immediately grabs a gun and exits his house to confront the window breaker. The next door neighbor also hears the commotion and arrives armed. When the cops get there, the kid is being held at gunpoint from 2 different directions! Cops thank the gentlemen for their assistance, give the kid a breathalyzer, which he fails, then they cuff and stuff him into the cruiser. As they arrive at the jail, the cop is exiting the vehicle to remove the kid from the back seat, but young Jovan Miller has already managed to release himself from the car and is running down the street. Cops give chase, until he falls down. Mr Miller starts kicking the cops, so they Tazer his ass. He still kicks them. Finally, they manage to stuff him back into the car again and get him to the jail where he is charged with about a half dozen offenses, all but two committed after he was arrested!
His excuse? "I thought I was at a party and was just trying to get in....."
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