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Old 07-09-2008, 05:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1st Woman: Hello! My name is Maggie.

2nd Woman: Hello! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How awful!

1st Woman: It wasn't so bad. After I stopped shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I found him all by himself in the house watching TV.

1st Woman: So what happened?

2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched and then down into the cellar. I went through each wardrobe and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.

We'd both still be alive.
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 05:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2008, 06:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2008, 06:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That's pretty funny
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