The URINE Test

[Gunco]

The Urine Test

Like a lot of folks in this country...

I have a job. I work, they pay me.



I pay my taxes and the government

distributes my taxes as it sees fit.




In order to get that paycheck,

I am required to pass a random urine

test, with which I have no problem.





What I do have a problem with is the

distribution of my taxes to people who

don't have to pass a urine test.



Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test

to get a welfare check because I have

to pass one to earn it for them?





Please understand, I have no problem

with helping people get back on their feet.





I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping

someone sitting on their butt and using drugs.



Could you imagine how much money the state would

save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public

assistance check?

[railbuggy]

Could you imagine how much money could be saved if we stood up and said no more urine test if we havent done anything wrong. This shit started out in high school years ago for sport players. give them an inch they take a mile.

[tanvil]

Sad but true.

[Lt762x39]

How about a new work program for getting a welfare check..... see the flags over there? see this big mound of pea gravel. Here is a shovel. to get a check you all need to move these stones to the flags. Here you go have a great day!!!!!!! I think that the welfare lines would all but dry up. Provided that the people are in good health.

[akmike]

Gunco in 08!!!!!

[ptannjr]

I like it and stole it to repost on myspace.

[accumack]

great idea!

[XSapper]

I'm going to print this and pass it out at work!

[Fritz]

There is just too much sense to be made from this idea. The logic is too much. It'll never fly because it would work too well.