The URINE Test
The Urine Test
Like a lot of folks in this country...
I have a job. I work, they pay me.
I pay my taxes and the government
distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that paycheck,
I am required to pass a random urine
test, with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the
distribution of my taxes to people who
don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test
to get a welfare check because I have
to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem
with helping people get back on their feet.
I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping
someone sitting on their butt and using drugs.
Could you imagine how much money the state would
save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public
"Courage is being scared to death - and saddling up anyway." - The Duke