USAF Maintenance Log :

[jjglith]

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.


Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

[Gunco]

Ha.... Seen these before they are great!.....

[cammobunker]

Suspected crack in windshield.
Suspect you're right.

Mouse in cockpit
Cat installed.

Aircraft acting funny.
Aircraft told to straighten up, fly right, and stop screwing around.

Windows getting steamed in flight.
Windows couseled on anger management techniques.

[Red Jacket Firearms]

UHF radio will not function in " O-F-F" setting . saw that one in HMLA-369 . Huey's and Cobras