Suspected crack in windshield.
Suspect you're right.
Mouse in cockpit
Aircraft acting funny.
Aircraft told to straighten up, fly right, and stop screwing around.
Windows getting steamed in flight.
Windows couseled on anger management techniques.
"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness
"There are two kinds of people in this world, Tuco.
Those with loaded guns,
and those who dig. You dig."
-Blondie, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly