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Old 10-02-2008, 12:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY... STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JU ST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WEST TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.

HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.

AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.

"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

TRUE STORY.
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Alas, a review of the tapes and transcripts of Apollo 11 shows that no such quote occurred. It's a good urban legend, but Snopes.com (and others) debunked this one.
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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still pretty funny though, I didn't believe it though.
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Old 10-12-2008, 08:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This is the "Jokes & Humor" section, so Snopes.com may not confirm "facts" contained in this section.
To quote the great philosopher, Leghorn Foghorn, "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son."
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:06 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Never heard this one before!
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Great story
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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When they make me laugh like this... You tell all the "facts" that ya want.
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Old 02-23-2009, 02:00 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Good story.
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