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Old 04-26-2006, 05:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
- John Adams
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I liked this one

We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice one!
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I've never been good with quotes. But, there is one that's stuck in my head from almost 30 years ago. I was about six years old.

"The importance and quality of a mans' life isn't determined by what he possesses. It's measured by what possesses the man."--my grandfather
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The only one that I've got is "Don't be a jerk!" - My mom.
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Good one, Bob!.
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