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Old 09-27-2012, 11:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up.
It was Jonny's turn.

Jonny: I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. Find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas. Get her a Ferrari. Buy her a beach house in Miami, a jet to fly with, get her expensive jewelery and have sex with her 3 times a day.

The teacher was lost of words and didn't know what to do. She just proceeded along and asked Marie what she wanted to be. Marie replied:

"Without a doubt ma'am, I ’d like to be Jonny's bitch!!"
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Now that is one smart girl......
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'll never have to worry about what I'll be,,,,,, I'm NEVER GROWING UP,myself !!!

Funny chit Karl!!
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