Why Paddys Not at Work Today

[Karl/PA]

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[TRX]

That's a Ray Stevens song. That guy just isn't right...

Check out "Surfin' USSR", "I Saw Elvis on a UFO", "Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens", and "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" for others.

"We got a Soviet sub, she's a '79
she's got a nuclear reactor and she runs just fine.
We're loyal to the Party and the Party line
but a sailor's gotta have a little fun some time.

We were out in the Pacific where it's nice and deep
when our sonar operator went and fell asleep.
There was a terrible crash, woke up every hand
and we woke up stranded there in the California sand.

Now here we are (surfin', surfin USSR...)..."

[Lt762x39]

Sounds like somebody will get a "Darwin award" Those are the people who take themselves out of the gene pool by their own hands.