A Wish To Live Forever
 

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Good one as you will never die if she grants that wish!