A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Good one as you will never die if she grants that wish!
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