A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Good one as you will never die if she grants that wish!
"If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin
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