A Wish To Live Forever - Gunco.net

Home Register Forums My iTrader Contact Us Support Us

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:38 PM.

		Gunco.net > GENERAL Discussion Lobby > Jokes and Humor
A Wish To Live Forever

Jokes and Humor Funny images, jokes, links to sites and other humorous topics and discussions. Please refrain from posting x-rated material.

Reply

A Wish To Live Forever A Wish To Live Forever

08-18-2011, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bolt2bounce Gunco Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: republic USSR AmeriKA Posts: 1,734 iTrader: 17 / 100%	A Wish To Live Forever I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

08-18-2011, 05:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
FloridaAKM Gunco Veteran AK Builder Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Sunny North Florida Posts: 2,120 iTrader: 12 / 100%	Good one as you will never die if she grants that wish! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?" - Sarah Palin New Member of the Busted Box Club To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Reply

« Barney Frank Rips One on Live TV | Two good ole boys were sittin' on the porch...... »

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Trackbacks are On Pingbacks are On Refbacks are On Forum Rules

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:38 PM.

Contact Us - Gunco Home - Archive - Top

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.1.0