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Old 08-18-2011, 05:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A Wish To Live Forever

I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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