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Old 02-02-2009, 06:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and shot EBR's a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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damn where was that at when i got married, shit could have used that small piece of info
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Old 02-02-2009, 10:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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No shit. Now we're trying to outlive our wives so we can do those things again. Won't be quite the same at 75 though
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Old 02-03-2009, 09:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Some of us are slow learners. Three marriages, three divorces. But I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-03-2009, 10:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Two marriages, two divorces and I'm freeeeeeeeee!
and broke.

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