The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and shot EBR's a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."