Which Are You .... ?

[John Henry]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found
by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and
you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a conse nsus.
.................................................. . ........
Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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Southerner's Answer: *

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

[fatboy]

i'm from the north but i would defently be the southerner

[TexasAKDave]

The more you post John Henry, the more I know I'm going to like you when we meet

Dave

[sniper69]

definitely a southerner - although one shot one kill could unfairly group someone as a republican.

[Illya Kuryakin]

Southerner. I'd want to make sure the SOB couldn't testify.

BTW, in a true Southern family, every family member carries - not just the dad.

[RetVet]

None of the above.

The situation would never have occurred because I would have already vaporized all of Islam out of existence years prior.

[John Henry]

Old poem from my youth ....
"Two in the heart, one in the head,
Then you know the fool is dead"

[ptannjr]

Nice!!