YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

[celticfire]

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. A distant cousin is president of the United States.

[j427x]

HA!HA!

#7 should include carry explosives in body cavity--LOL

[panzerhooligan]

Originally Posted by celticfire

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. A distant cousin is president of the United States.

Celt ...that was funny ..

I was gonna say ..

"If you smell like shit and live in a cave"

PzH

[railbuggy]

I ain't no tourist.
I fired a few rounds.
Don't believe everything your government wants you to believe.

[FloridaAKM]

That was really funny, I don't care who you are.....unless you are a taliban

[BBill]

Should be posted outside of their police stations!!!

[fsb40_85]

12. everyone of another religion than your own is less worth than dust

13. If you think women shouldnt be able to read ,write and have an opinion other than yours(the one you told them)

14. you would kill your own daughter or sister if she would wear a nice dress and want to go out on saturday night dancing or just say a friendly "Hi" to the USPS guy.

15. you like to meet western women and for that you would freely
a.)shave your beard off
b.) take a shower
c.) wear a suit or modern cloth
d.) lie about everything and deny your real opinions


could extend the list a lot........

[Carbine Coyote]

The phrase "One hump or two" means your choice of transportation.

[INMIline]

Even made the wife laugh!

[alohachris]

Too Funny...