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Frogman 07-25-2011 11:27 AM

A young Arab asking his father - What the ?
 
A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

" Tell me," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in Portland, Oregon and still wearing all this shit?"

zoom6zoom 07-25-2011 01:45 PM

Yeah, I've wondered that too. And not just the arabs.

partsman 07-25-2011 06:48 PM

Confucius
 
A woman walked up to Confucius and asked, " When I had sex with three men I am called a slut, but when a man has sex with ten women he is considered very potent. Why?". Confucius answeres, "Lock that can be opened by three different keys is worn out, but a key that can open ten locks is considered a master key."

jimmy t 07-25-2011 07:00 PM

I wonder what the rag head's be leaved in before Momohomied?

berylak47 07-25-2011 09:03 PM

Quote:

A woman walked up to Confucius and asked, " When I had sex with three men I am called a slut, but when a man has sex with ten women he is considered very potent. Why?". Confucius answeres, "Lock that can be opened by three different keys is worn out, but a key that can open ten locks is considered a master key."
+1!

Mr_Posthumous 07-25-2011 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy t (Post 641059)
I wonder what the rag head's be leaved in before Momohomied?


What they believe in now; that sweet, sweet, camel poon.

FloridaAKM 07-26-2011 05:31 AM

I'll have to file that one away for future use :biggrin:!
Quote:

Originally Posted by partsman (Post 641058)
A woman walked up to Confucius and asked, " When I had sex with three men I am called a slut, but when a man has sex with ten women he is considered very potent. Why?". Confucius answeres, "Lock that can be opened by three different keys is worn out, but a key that can open ten locks is considered a master key."


gunnerxxx 07-26-2011 07:59 PM

SO F**KING TRUE LOL!!


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