You're riding the bus....

[N/A]

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you realize,
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you have been listening to your ipod.

[DiabloII]

thats why i don't ride the bus

[Illya Kuryakin]

Nothing like a good fart joke.

I work on the top floor of a 6 story building. The other day I was walking to the elevator needing to fart soon....real soon. Once on the elevator, I press the button for the 1st floor and being the lone rider, I let 'er rip. Wouldn't you know it, the elevator slowed and stopped on the 4th floor to let on a woman. I just gave her the quick glance and an accusing frown.

[jrs]

I knew there was a reason I don't own an iPod.

[mija]

This is the crap that I end up doing.