Nothing like a good fart joke.
I work on the top floor of a 6 story building. The other day I was walking to the elevator needing to fart soon....real soon. Once on the elevator, I press the button for the 1st floor and being the lone rider, I let 'er rip. Wouldn't you know it, the elevator slowed and stopped on the 4th floor to let on a woman. I just gave her the quick glance and an accusing frown.