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Originally Posted by sjohnson
do I *really* want to go while Ivan/Achmed/Ling-ling is scoping me out?
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If you rent the movie "Some Kind of Hero" you'll see what develops when that situation occurs... it's a darned good movie, and not at all what you'd expect from the guy who made it.
Seriously, modern military rations are a freakin' marvel. They're nutritious, can be eaten without further cooking, and can be stored for years or decades with almost no regard for environmental conditions. They're portable individual units; platoons aren't tied to cookwagons or required to "forage". (military term for stealing from civilians) What they taste like is way down on the list of requirements for military rations.
The concept of "packaged long term meal" is quite recent; an enterprising wine bottler sold the idea to Napoleon, who was having some nasty logistic problems. The bottler had lost most of his previous customers, and wanted to sell bottles to *somebody*... they started by packaging soup and canned meat in wine bottles, and it all evolved from there.
I recently read a biography of Alexander the Great. After he conquered Persia and marched off east, he had very few losses in military contact; his horde outnumbered the cities they encountered by as much as 100 to 1. But only about fraction of the original group who left came back; most of the rest starved, even spread out so far communications between units were difficult. The areas they were conquering were already populated to the maximum the agriculture of the day could support. Things got so bad he started sending big chunks of his horde back to Persia, but their back trail was a wasteland. Only a few returned to Persia; nobody knows how many starved vs. how many turned in some other direction and never came back.
Until practical food storage developed, armies marched when food was available. Now we just air-drop MREs as needed, and go anywhere, any time.