I was inline at a K-Mart check out many years ago and the cashier needed to do a price check. I offered to step out of line since there were like 10 people behind me and he smiled and said fuck them! So as i am standing there this little old lady behind me who can barely see over the shopping cart rams it into my leg. I think well it was an accident. So I move ahead and BAM! BAM! she hits me with the cart 2 more times. I turn around and look at her and she is giving me the death stare because she had to wait. I moved ahead and she rammed into me again. I have to preface this with I had just gotten off of work at my construction job I had at the time and was in dirty clothes, I had a beard and long hair. I turned back to face her now and I was really pissed of now. I said to her "Listen, what makes you believe I have reached my quota of little old ladies i should have killed today?" Her eyes got big nd she backed up and didn't hit me again with her cart.
Assholes of all age have always been around during this time of year.


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