Just bought some big ol' strike anywhere "kitchen matches" at the local Ace Hardware, last month. They stink as bad as I ever remember when lit. $1.69/box, just like the one Toten Kopf pictured. And I'm in the middle of meth-maker's hell. We have to lock up the anhydrous so the methers don't steal it, can't buy more than 200 pseudo-ephedrine, etc. etc.
I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."