Amendment II If By Sea
 

On May 11, the Washington Times reported on congressional testimony in support of arming merchant mariners to allow them to defend their crew and ships from pirate attacks.

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That might be a fine job for a Gunco person. A few things you must have.
1 AK in working order
2 Lots of free time
3 Willing and able to drink with Caption at his request.
4 Able to shoot skinnies in rough seas.
5 Able to make quick escapes, and be a good swimmer.