Two days ago I had to bust two caps over a freakin black bears head so my neighbor could walk around the fence to go home.
She sat her fat ass down in my drive way and would NOT move.
Two taps with my .45 over her head and she moved.

If we call the F.W.C. and threaten the big freaking furry rats they give us a 75$ fine.
Now in defense of the big black rats I moved into there hood. But the damn things are breaking into our houses, there eating our baby children there there a pain in the ass.
If you see one don't take a picture. Crush it with your truck then back over it. Kill her cubs first. Haaa Ha.
This story is coming to you from the Ocala National Forest.
