Mexican authorities say they were aware of the U.S. anti pot operation that allowed smugglers to buy marijuana under the watch of agents in the United States, but they had no idea that the program allowed pot to be smoked in Mexico.
Honestly, officer, I only bought the guns and pot to SMUGGLE them, not USE them!
I have a daughter. I tell her, "911 is what you dial after you're raped. 1911 is what you should have before they try."