Where the hell is Morton Grove. Sounds like someplace they filmed "Leave it to Beaver" or something. Damn I liked that show.
Eddy Haskell was my favorite. "Oh hi Miss Cleaver how are you today mamm." HAA Haa.
"Come on Wally lets go behind the garage and drink some beer. Your mom will never know."

HAAA Haaa ha.
Eddy became a L.A. cop. For real. Wally is now a transvestite working the Vegas night clubs. Go figure. Huh.
If I have to follow the law. So does Morton Grove. Sorry about the mayors luck. Who cares what he wants. The law is the law.